On being Cruz

July 5th, 2006 by looking-around

So, it’s old news, but the most intriguing quarter-final match at the World Cup was the one between Germany and Argentina. Even while watching the game, before Germany scored the equalizer, I was mystified by Pekerman’s choice of substitutes. Of course, by now, it is common wisdom that Pekerman’s subbing goofs were one of the main reasons why Argentina lost. First, he took out their crucial playmaker Requelme. Second, he replaced Crespo, not with Messi, but with … Cruz!  Why was Messi left out when he could have been the vital spark that could lead Argentina to their 2nd goal?

So, Cruz was ineffective, Klose equalized for Germany, and it went to overtime and penalty kicks. Without Requelme, Argentina’s attack was uncoordinated, and without Messi, they showed they couldn’t score a second goal.

Imagine being Cruz. Millions of people condemning him as the lousy player whose lack of speed (as compared with Messi) prevented Argentina from having a chance for their second goal… "what? why is Cruz coming in?" "what’s that  *$#! doing on the field instead of Messi"… it must be terrible to be in that position.

Almost as bad as being Roberto Carlos, whose lackadaisical attitude (fiddling with his socks while Zidane was crossing the ball to an unmarked Henry to score) caused Brazil to lose to France.

academic “research” in Malaysia

May 13th, 2006 by looking-around

Years ago, I used to have a notion of universities as places where the search for truth, beauty, knowledge and enlightenment would be freely pursued in all its glory… today, older and wiser, I find myself sadly agreeing with a recent article in "The Star", http://thestar.com.my/services/printerfriendly.asp?file=/2006/5/6/nation/14153815.asp&sec=nation

Since I don’t know how long The Star keeps its archives online, I’ve reproduced the article below as well, just for archival purposes.

Another thought: despite claims of wanting to produce a Nobel Prize winner by 2020, this country over-emphasizes "commercializable research" and does not provide good support for truly revolutionary, groundbreaking work to be done.

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Stop research grant abuses

THE buzzwords doing the rounds in Malaysian universities these days
appear to be “research grants”. Currently, the term is to local
academia what “reality TV” is to local television. 

And, apparently, even more so now that it has been announced that four
public universities have been conferred “research university” status
under the 9th Malaysia Plan. 

Indeed, step into any staff canteen in local public universities and
you’re bound to hear talk about who’s applied for or received some
research grant or another. It has become a veritable industry in
itself.

So, we now get the often comical, frequently disturbing, sight of
budding academics, newly-acquired postgraduate degree in hand, being
enticed into research groups set up by more senior staff to vie for the
grants available.

And since points are awarded for getting hold of these grants, and
these points count towards academic promotion exercises, it is not
surprising that many are swept by this tide of grant applications.

In theory, this is fine, of course, and should be encouraged. Research,
after all, is – or should be – the lifeblood of any decent, worthwhile
academic and higher education institution.

But then there’s research and there’s research.

Put differently, there’s good research that’s path-breaking,
publishable (preferably in international, refereed journals and books),
often of benefit to society.

And there’s rather mediocre research, repeating previous equally bad
research, publishable only in secondary school magazines, and of
virtually zero benefit to the wider society, though often of some
benefit to the commercial companies sponsoring the research.

As if to compound this situation further, a myth has been circulating
in a number of local universities – and now apparently assumed to be
fact – that one needs a research grant in order to conduct research.

Hence, the number of research grants one holds becomes the yardstick for measuring one’s credibility as a researcher.

Indeed, there was a recent university promotion exercise where the
candidate was almost disqualified because he had held only one research
grant in the three years he had been employed. 

This despite the fact that he had a few academic publications to his name.

This emphasis on the number of research grants is all hogwash, of course.

There are tons of research that can be – and have been – carried out in
the social sciences and humanities that require the bare minimum – if
at all – of funding. 

And many of these have been published in the most distinguished of publications.

Conversely, there have been – and continue to be – many local academics
who hold numerous research grants but have come up with virtually
nothing of value, save the oft-repeated “unpublished research report”.

And what is frightening is that this genre of “unpublished research
report” is fast becoming the norm and no longer the exception in
Malaysia.

But this, of course, shouldn’t surprise any of us if the mindset – nay,
the culture – in academia is one that privileges quantity over quality,
form over substance, the monetary value of grants over the quality of
the research.

Indeed, it appears that the ultimate goal among many young academics –
at least in the humanities and social sciences – these days is to
garner as many research grants as possible, and the value of the final
output be damned.

Here, the priority is to produce, at most, a research report for the
sponsor, without entertaining any serious thought of coming up with
good, publishable findings.

More disappointingly, there’s even less thought about carving one’s own
academic niche and developing an area of interest that could be used to
guide one’s academic career.

Hence, we get the sad sight of fresh PhD holders in media studies
lining up to apply for grants from holiday resort companies wishing to
study how best to attract consumers to their resorts.

This tendency to think about doing research simply to get grants raises
serious ethical questions which Malaysian academics really need to
ponder over seriously in an era of internationalisation and
globalisation.

Among other things, this prevailing mindset detracts from the more
important aims of getting published and of serving society in its
widest sense.

And, often again these days, when the pressure of publishing finally
begins to bear on these individuals, they try to get around this
“hurdle” through rather disingenuous means.

The most common is to get their research assistants or the graduate
students they are supervising to write the papers, after which they add
in their names as co-authors.

“Co-writing” in this manner has become such a norm that it would,
indeed, be miraculous if a local academic conference were to go by
without such papers being presented.

And when this is queried at academic meetings, the excuse often given
is that co-writing in this way gives “academic exposure” for the
assistant or graduate student who is depicted as riding on the
reputation of the academic or professor – an academic or professor who
often hasn’t got any worthwhile intellectual reputation in the first
place.

Now, in the era of the 9th Malaysia Plan, in a period when research
universities are being conceived, perhaps it is time for concerned
local academics to call a spade a spade and speak out against such
malpractices, anti-intellectual thinking and manoeuvrings.

Failing which, the refrain, Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang would surely ring a trifle hollow. 

 

Zaharom Nain is an associate professor at the Centre for International Studies in Universiti Sains Malaysia

the weight of the world

April 16th, 2006 by looking-around

In Stephen King’s "The Green Mile", there is a man with "the gift".  He heals the sick (and even the very sick), and he sees/knows about things going on around, especially when there’s suffering, pain, or injustice taking place.  These are among the ways he can be interpreted as a Christ-figure (a not uncommon literary device; another example that comes to mind is Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings).  Yet, the man, John Coffey, goes around with a tortured look on his face.  Late in the movie, it is revealed that this is due (my interpretation, extrapolating slightly :-)) to his supernatural gift of awareness of suffering, pain and injustice.  He says it is "like little bits of glass in his head", every one of them causing him to suffer.

I can imagine it would have been similar for Jesus, especially in the days leading up to the Last Supper, the agony in the garden, and the crucifixion. Like many little bits of glass in the head. The weight of the world on Jesus’ shoulders. However, with Easter and the resurrection, that’s over now!  Happy Easter!

ps. some people are more sensitive to suffering in the world around, but typically also to happiness and beauty - now, is it better to go through life with such deeply felt emotions (highs, lows, etc.), or to go through life feeling things mostly moderately?

pps. here’s a test of your sensitivity to the sufferings of others - how would you respond to, say, a book on the sex slave industry around the world, that it is alive and thriving and has destroyed many lives?

Life’s like that

March 18th, 2006 by looking-around

So, "life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get"

it’s also like drinking pearl milk tea using a fat straw that’s not fat enough so the pearls get stuck and you have to suck really hard to get them

Oh, the disappointment

February 15th, 2006 by looking-around

Friendster’s blogging platform is disappointing: too much of a watered down tool. I have many gripes about it, but one of them is that whenever an entry is posted, blog trackers are not pinged.  hence, you don’t see friendster blogs when searching in technorati, etc.  Even www.blogger.com (blogspot) has an option to ping such sites. and www.blogger.com is no technology leader - it doesn’t even support proper trackbacks.  Check out wordpress, e.g., Warung Karipuf � Tech Niblets. for the best in blogging technology.  disclaimer: I am not affiliated with wordpress.

Crab Bucket

February 12th, 2006 by looking-around

The contents of a bucket of crabs forms an excellent analogy for the behavior of people in a competitive environment (see the original article here: Crab Bucket.)  For those who are lazy to click on the link, here is an excerpt:

One day I was walking along the Washington Beach, the black beach in
    Washington, North Carolina with my father. I was about eight years old. I
    noticed a man with a bucket of crabs. The crab bucket did not have a top on
    it. I asked my father why the crabs were not able to escape. My father’s
    explanation taught me a valuable lesson.

 

My father said, “If there was only one crab in the bucket it would
    certainly escape. However, when there is more than one crab in the bucket,
    if one tries to crawl out, the other crabs would grab hold and pull it back
    down so that it would share the same fate as the rest of them.”

 

This is true with people. If one person attempts to better himself, other
    people will attempt to drag him back down to share their fate. My father
    said, “ You must ignore the crabs if you want to be a success in life.

where is the web headed?

February 2nd, 2006 by looking-around

Burnham’s Beat: A Unified Theory of Search, Social Networking, Structured Blogging, RSS and the Active Web is a great read for social theorists among us, or those of us who don’t like to go through life blindly going through the motions without thinking about the motions.

Teleporting

January 1st, 2006 by looking-around

Happy New Year!

Time for reflection and so on.  Let’s just bring on those mirrors to find those reflections, shall we? (sorry, just kidding) Well, ain’t it one day too late for the usual "reflections on the year gone by" kind of thing?  Yes, now’s the time for resolutions.  I’m not going to post mine here for the world to see (how embarassing later when I fail to keep them; or so I’d like people to think.  the real reason is that I’ve been too lazy to come up with any yet; maybe I’ll blame my cousin for not yet responding when I SMS’ed him asking for suggested resolutions)

Ok, so reflect on this: imagine you have a teleporting machine, i.e., a machine that can purportedly transport a chunk of matter from one place to another place (that is, from one spatial location to another spatial location).  For star trek fans (I’m not one of them), this is basically "beam me up, Scotty".  Technically, it is not possible to move the actual molecules from the sending to receiving side in ways that violate physical laws.  Instead, through some kind of exotic long-range communication scheme (e.g., over a quantum channel exploiting concepts like entanglement), all the necessary information about the object is communicated from sending to receiving side.

In the interest of "furthering science", while at the same time helping grow your bank account, would you volunteer to be one of the first human volunteers to test the teleporting machine?

You are told that it has been tested on inanimate objects, which are indistinguishable from the originals.  It has been tested on monkeys, whose trainers cannot distinguish the pre-teleportation and post-teleportation monkey; they know and perform the tricks they have been thought with the same gusto as before, and respond as enthusiastically as before to bananas.  Would you volunteer?

So maybe you don’t want to be the first human to try it.  Who knows, maybe the body will be perfectly recreated at the receiving side, whereas, the soul someone doesn’t make it, so the person coming out of the experience will somehow be "different", in some hard-to-imagine way? (questions of whether the mind and body can be divided, whether there is a soul somehow different from the mind, etc., have been debated by philosophers, theologians and so on over the years, and we won’t get further into this at this time)  Alright, what if the teleporting machine has been tested on humans and has been successful in every way?  Nobody, not even themselves, can tell the difference.  Would you volunteer?

Would you volunteer to give the machine a try?  Why or why not?

(to be continued)

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays?

December 25th, 2005 by looking-around

Merry Christmas!

So it seems some people, in their continuing efforts to dictate what are "politically correct" terms to the rest of us, have for several years now been denigrating the use of "merry christmas", and promoting things like "happy holidays".  Here’s something I wrote almost two months ago on a newsgroup, when it was around the time of the Hari Raya (end of the Ramadan fasting month) and Deepavali (festival of lights) festivities.

> Regarding "political correctness" (as discussed below), I agree that some prescribed
> substitutions like "fire fighter" might be better than "fireman". However, in some cases,
> PC-ness has gone overboard. I’m glad, for instance, that I can still wish people
> Happy Deepavali or Selamat Hari Raya in this country without being pressured to go with
> "Happy Holidays" (the term emanating from the gurus of political correctness). However, alas,
> I’m seeing "Happy Holidays" creeping in more and more even in Malaysia.
>
> In any case, Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya to all, and may nobody take offense :-)
>

What I wrote then also applies for other times of the year like Christmas.  So, yeah, not everyone celebrates Hari Raya, or Deepavali, or Christmas.  How does one deduce from that, that it causes some people offense to hear the words "Hari Raya" or "Deepavali" or "Christmas", whether accompanied by a wish of goodwill like "merry" or "happy"?

Some people are actually promoting the use of the term "holiday trees" as a substitute for "christmas trees".  now, christmas trees are a cultural phenomenon not even related to christianity, so it blows the mind that some people claim, with a straight face, that they may cause offense.

Somebody wrote the following comment:

> LOL. Well yeah, we _do_ want to be a developed country, don’t we ? so I guess we should follow
> their..er.. example. Or something :)
>
> Happy whatever-it-is-you’re-happy-about :)

I suppose he thought he was being funny and/or clever but that is the direction that the PC gurus are forcing on the rest of us.  If we keep going this way, then indeed the politically correct wish 20 years from now (or whenever they succeed) will be along the lines of happy whatever-it-is-you’re-happy-about … to avoid "offending" anybody by being more specific about your happyness wish.  After all, one day, someone will claim that "happy holidays" is an "offense" to those who wish to keep working during that time.  Some people don’t celebrate holidays. how dare we presume that they wish to go on holiday.  Then, 50 years on, happy whatever-it-is-you’re-happy-about may being politically incorrect too, since it "offends" those who don’t celebrate happiness, who choose not to be happy…

Hopefully people will come to their senses then (earlier would be better), and stand up to the PC gurus.

the other sad thing about that guy’s comment was that people in developing countries like Malaysia need to copy everything blindly from "the West" in order to become developed… will write more on this silliness in the future.

“IT” humor and more

December 18th, 2005 by looking-around

Here’s a list of "5 headlines you won’t see" in the Info Tech industry anytime soon.  For those who are lazy to click on the link to read the original posting, here are the headlines:

- Techfolk Stop Using Acronyms
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Software Now Easy-to-Use
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People Surfing Web Less at Work
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Web Home to Less Dancing Bologna
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Technology Makes People’s Lives Less Stressful

(a rough measure of one’s IT savvyness is the amount of laughter the above generated - with top honors going to you if you are ROFL - but minus a few points if you don’t understand what ROFL means)

Seriously, though, let’s zoom in on that last point, "Technology Makes People’s Lives Less Stressful".  Technology is an enabler.  Fire is also an enabler.  And you can burn yourself with it.  The book "Margin" makes some good points on stepping back from overload.